The Art of Trigonometric Sex

In the last few years, unknowingly, I have developed the tendency to relate almost each and every thing (whether it's Mathematics, Data theft, stock market or the current topic which we r doing in the class room i.e Random Variables) to human feelings, their emotions and behaviour.

Once, during my stay in Delhi, when I was preparing myself for the MCA entrance, while solving one of the trigonometric exercise, subconsciously I was thinking about:-

A sexpot is laid on the bed in front of me, and we are just about to start making love. Standing in front of her, I am solving some trigonometric equation, to find out the angle, to be made between the two bodies, to enjoy the magical moment to its peak level i.e. finding the global maxima.

At that time I couldn't solve the unknown equation.

Some days ago, at CCD Patiala, I discussed this thing with Prateek Kapoor, who is very good mathematician, n he suggested to me, to solve the equation cot(theta) = infinity,i.e, theta= 0. so if you want to feel the heat use theta equal to zero, as it gives you the maximum touch।

Can Mathematicians be sexologist.

Are Mathematicians very good at bed.

I think...hhhmmmm...........

Without actually verifying the results, no comment from my side.

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