The Art of Trigonometric Sex
In the last few years, unknowingly, I have developed the tendency to relate almost each and every thing (whether it's Mathematics, Data theft, stock market or the current topic which we r doing in the class room i.e Random Variables) to human feelings, their emotions and behaviour.
Once, during my stay in Delhi, when I was preparing myself for the MCA entrance, while solving one of the trigonometric exercise, subconsciously I was thinking about:-
A sexpot is laid on the bed in front of me, and we are just about to start making love. Standing in front of her, I am solving some trigonometric equation, to find out the angle, to be made between the two bodies, to enjoy the magical moment to its peak level i.e. finding the global maxima.
At that time I couldn't solve the unknown equation.
Some days ago, at CCD Patiala, I discussed this thing with Prateek Kapoor, who is very good mathematician, n he suggested to me, to solve the equation cot(theta) = infinity,i.e, theta= 0. so if you want to feel the heat use theta equal to zero, as it gives you the maximum touch।
Can Mathematicians be sexologist.
Are Mathematicians very good at bed.
I think...hhhmmmm...........
Without actually verifying the results, no comment from my side.
What do you have to say?
Feel free to comment.
posted by Barjesh at
12:55 PM
4 Comments:
yeap,,, very right angle theta hmmmmmmmm.....
but my dear friend if a person is thinking abt or rather solving these questions while in the bed his wife or Gf would simply put on her pa*t*ies(hope u understand) and will move on with the the next available guy...
But anyways your correlation is awesome and ofcourse mathematician can be good sexologist only if they teach how to enjoy it not how to solve equations to find angles.
HAHAHAHHAHAAHHA
Please dont mind...yaaar....
JUZ feelings...........Bye
hello barjesh ji.. inferencing(AI) somethings are good which are under our control... but inferencing each n everything is bad... yes upto some extent mathematician can be good sexologist... but whether he is good at bed or not.. it can be decided only after talking to his gf or wife ......
so we will wait until on our's know mathematician gets engaged .. after that we can decide whether they are good at bed or not..
“When I was asked to read this post, I was expecting something of this sort.
Anyways, the very first thought that came to our minds after reading this post must be bit eerie and strange. How can someone think of the angles and trigonometry when he or she is just about to make love? I think the basic idea behind my friend’s writing this post might be to say that how one can have more fun with his/her partner.
But these days’ people are putting a lot of thoughts into actions. This is an age of Super Sex, where the brain is an all-new sex accessory. Super sex is not just being harder, stronger or faster, but about enhancing pleasure and making yourself satisfied.
I don’t have any idea about how mathematicians are at bed, but yes, sex also has its origin in the Hindu Vedas, where you’ll find things like some aasans, drinking some special juices etc etc etc…
Anyways, I hope you would surely not ask your partner to solve some stupid T-equation.
Take care, bye bye..”
i think angles do matter. but no one can teach you about these angles, because when you face the reality all your knowledge becomes nil. so the best thing is enjoy it in whatever way it comes. never think about angles . thinking is just wastage of 'THAT PRECIOUS MOMENT'. Stop!! worrying about the angles , you will completely miss the experience of enjoying the cup of tea. You will look down at the cup, and the tea will be gone.
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